ENGLISH TONGUE TWISTER
1. Don’t trouble a trouble, if you trouble a trouble, the trouble will trouble you.
2. How many woods would woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck would chuck woods?
3. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
4. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
5. How many boards could the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?
6. Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
7. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
8. Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
9. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
10. Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
11. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
12. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
13. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
14. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
15. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
16. Don’t put your foot on the food!
17. Steven often sent eleven benevolent elephants in a van.
18. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
19. My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.
20. How many cookies could a good cook cook, if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
21. How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
22. A twister of twists once twisted a twist; a twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; if in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, the untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
23. Four furious friends fought for the phone.
24. Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
25. Green glass globes glow greenly.
26. Six slimy snails sailed silently.
27. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
28. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
29. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
30. She said she should sit.
31. The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
32. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
33. If you understand, say understand, if you don't understand, say don't understand, but how do I understand if you understand but you say don't understand or if you don’t understand but you say understand?
34. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash
35. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
36. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
37. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
38. Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spins lick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop.
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.
39. Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.
40. Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?
41. Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
42. No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
43. Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.
44. I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
45. If she can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
46. Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
47. The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
48. The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.
49. Dear mother, give your other udder to my other brother.
50. Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.
51. So, this is the sushi chef?
52. Betty Botter bought some butter, but the butter Betty Botter bought was bitter. So Betty Botter bought some better butter to make the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better. But instead of the better butter Betty Botter bought making the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better, the bitter butter Betty Botter bought made the better butter Betty Botter bought bitter!
53. Furnish Freddie's nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.
54. A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern and the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back. Said the bitter biting bittern to the better biting bittern
“I’m a bitter biting bittern bitten back”
55. Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.
56. What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
Any noise annoys a noisy oyster, but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most!
57. We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.
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