JIMAT USTADZ YANG BIJAK

JIMAT USTADZ YANG BIJAK

By MR SS

Alkisah ada seorang pedagang yang dagangannya tidak laku-laku. Sementara dia melihat pedangang lain disekitarnya tidak demikian. Padahal dia sudah memakai banyak jimat penglaris yang dia dapat dari beberapa dukun. Dia menyimpulkan bahwa dukun-dukun itu tidak hebat.

“Kayaknya aku harus minta jimat pada ustadz nih. Ustadz kan orang alim, tentu jimat dari ustadz pasti lebih hebat,” pikirnya.

Kemudian dia mendatangi seorang ustadz.

“Assalamu’alaikum, ustadz!” teriaknya dari luar rumah sang ustadz.

“Wa alaikum salaam warohmatullaahi wabarokaatuh. Silahkan masuk,” jawab sang ustadz.

Si pedagang menceritakan keadaan yang sedang dia hadapi, dan apa tujuannya datang.

“Begitulah ustadz, saya mau minta bantuan pada ustadz. Berilah saya jimat agar dagangan saya laris kembali, ustadz.” Katanya sambil memelas.

“Astaghfirullaahal’adziim!,” seru ustadz itu, “Saudaraku, jimat itu sesat. Hukumnya syirik, dan syirik adalah dosa yang tidak diampuni Allah. Jadi, sebaiknya, ....”

“Ustadz,” potong pedagang tersebut, “Saya kemari tidak minta ceramah. Saya datang minta bantuan ustadz, kalau ustadz tidak bisa bantu, tidak apa-apa. Saya pergi dulu. Saya bisa cari ustadz yang lain.” Dia langsung pergi tanpa mengucapkan salam.

Kemudian dia mendatangi ustadz yang lain. Dia menceritakan cerita yang sama ditambah lagi dengan apa yang terjadi dirumah ustadz pertama tadi.

“Itulah ustadz, bukannya ngasih jimat, eh malah ceramahin saya. Nah, ustadz bisa bantu saya kan?”

“Bisa, insya Allah,” jawab ustadz tersebut. “Ambil ini,” katanya sambil memberikan selembar kertas yang sudah dilipat kecil-kecil dan dibungkus dengan plastik.

“Oh terima kasih ustadz,” dia menerima kertas itu dengan wajah berseri-seri. “Ada syarat dan pantangannya ustadz?”

“Tentu saja. Pantangannya tidak boleh bohong, syaratnya anda harus sholat lima waktu. Tidak boleh tinggal satu kalipun. Satu minggu lagi anda kembali kesini. Anda paham?”

“Mudah itu ustadz. Jangan khawatir. Saya tidak akan berbohong lagi, he he biasanya emang sering sih ustadz. Dan, saya akan sholat terus. Saya janji, minggu depan saya datang lagi,” jelasnya.

Satu minggu kemudian si pedagang datang lagi ke rumah sang ustadz.

“Alhamdulillah, ustadz, dagangan saya sudah mulai laris lagi. Waduh, jimat ustadz emang sakti,” kata dengan bersemangat.

“Berarti anda tidak bohong lagi dan sholat lima waktunya tidak ada yang tinggal?” Tanya sang ustadz.

“Tentu saja ustadz. Kan itu syarat dan pantangannya,” jawabnya. “Apa lagi yang harus saya lakukan, ustadz?”

“Perbanyak sholat sunat, terutama sholat Dhuha. Cari buku cara melaksanakannya. Minggu depan anda kembali kesini.”

Tiap kali datang sang ustadz menyuruh pedagang tersebut untuk melaksanakan ibadah-ibadah yang seharusnya dilakuan seperti bersedekah, puasa sunat, membaca Qur’an, dan lain-lain. Pedagang itu selalu patuh terhadap apa yang disuruh sang ustadz.

Suatu kali si pedagang itubertanya kepada ustadz tersebut.

“Ngomong-ngomong ustadz, kayaknya jimat yang ustadz kemarin gak ada gunanya ya?”

“Anda benar, dan anda sudah sadar berarti.  Rezeki yang anda dapatkan merupakan hasil dari ibadah-ibadah yang anda lakukan.  Silahkan buka kertas kemarin. Tidak ada tulisan apa-apa. Itu hanya akal-akalan saya saja. Sesungguhnya apa yang dikatakan ustadz yang dulu itu benar; memakai jimat itu syirik. Jika seseorang meninggal dalam keadaan syirik, maka dia akan kekal di neraka. Nah, sekarang yang perlu anda lakukan adalah merubah niat ibadah anda, bukan karena syarat ataupun pantangan jimat, tapi karena Allah SWT.” Ustadz tersebut menjelaskan. (Wallahu alam bisawab).

How useful are comprehension questions?

 

Submitted by Mario Rinvolucri on 2 November, 2008 - 21:03

 

You may well ask me “How useful is the question in this title?” After all to check what a student has understood after listening to or reading an L2 text seems plain common sense. If it were not felt to be a sensible procedure why would course book writers supply comprehension questions in large quantities?

Teachers’ comprehension questions
Comprehension questions are a part of an EFL teacher’s arsenal that few people would regard as controversial. In ordinary conversation, in L1, it is quite normal to ask a comprehension question if you are unsure about what the other person has said. You might break into what they are saying and hypothesise: “Oh, so, do you mean that……?”
So, clearly, comprehension questions are a normal part of discourse. The difference is that, in normal conversation, it is the listener who decides to ask the speaker for clarification when he fails to follow what the other is saying. In the EFL class it is an external authority (course book/teacher) that initiates the comprehension checking.
When you come to think of it this is a very bizarre procedure: How on earth does a course book writer in North Oxford know where the linguistic difficulties in a reading passage will lie for a 16 year old in Cairo? Or a university student in Bangkok or a senior citizen in Hamburg?
One might reasonably expect that the undertow of Egyptian Arabic, Thai and German might affect the three learners differently in terms of their ability to comprehend the same passage.

Student comprehension
My first suggestion is that comprehension questions are the business of the students and no one else. One good way of dealing with a reading passage in class is to ask the students to read the text twice and then write 7 questions, each one aimed at a different, named classmate. The students themselves know, better than the teacher does, which classmate is likely to be able to give them an adequate answer. Once each student has written at least four questions, ask them to move around the room asking their questions and listening to the answers.

• This procedure is respectful of the students’ right to find out what they feel they have not yet grasped.
• This procedure links the course book passage to real people in the room.
• This procedure reduces the teachers’ preparation time (if she is in the habit of creating her own comprehension questions.)

Deletion, elaboration and transformation
Yet there are other deeper reasons for doubting the usefulness of the comprehension question in second language reading and listening. The comprehension question is based on the notion that a listener or reader is a sort of CD-ROM that accurately holds the entire in-coming message. This can never be the case. The normal act of listening or reading is always one of deletion, elaboration and transformation.

• The listener/reader will defocus from details that strike them as insignificant. These details will be deleted from the listener/reader’s memory.
• The listener/reader will elaborate the text as it hits the auditory circuits of her brain - if she is listening to a story the elaboration will often be visual and the listener will create her own ‘inner film’.
• In some cases the listener/reader will transform the text by framing it within previous experiences.

For example, I once told a group a tale about a wall girdling a town and the theme of the story was ‘fear’. One listener perceived the whole story in the political framework of the Berlin Wall and its breaching. This person ‘heard’ a much bigger story than I think I told.
Such deletion, elaboration and transformation are a part of the normal, everyday creativity of listening and reading. When I tell a story to 25 students my auditory text is replaced by 25 new texts in the students’ minds. It seems to me very bizarre to go back in time and ask my students language questions about the now ‘dead’ Mario text. Actually I would suggest that such questions are an insult to the students’ inevitable creative elaboration of the original text.

Alternatives to comprehension checking
So what can I do after telling the class a story? I can offer the students questions that help them explore each others’ elaboration. I ask the students to go through the questions below and cross out the ones they do not relate to. Once this deletion is effected I pair them and ask them to use the questions they have retained to get an idea of their partner’s elaboration. Here is a set of such questions:

• In which sort of country did you imagine the story?
• What kind of pictures did you get as you listened.
• Did you create a sort of film from the story?
• Were you ever actually in the same space as the character in the story?
• What feelings did you have during the telling?
• Did you become any of the characters?
• What, for you, is the moral of the story?
• Did this story remind you of other stories you know?
• Did any of the characters seem like people you know?
• Can you think of someone in this group who may have disliked the story?
• Would your brother/mother/daughter/father like this story? Why would they like it?
• At which point in the story did you really start listening?
• Which was the most vivid bit for you?
• At which points in the story did you drift off and think of other things?

The list of questions could be much longer and more detailed, but you will notice they all focus on the students’ elaborated text and on their reactions to the text. None are about details of the original text.
“Very nice” I can hear some readers saying” but what if the students did not understand the language during the telling?”
My answer to this is that the teacher/teller needs to make sure she gets her meaning across by using mime, drawing and L1 glosses on words or phrases that may be hard for students. It is the teller’s job to ensure language comprehension as she tells, and I believe minimal, disciplined recourse to L1 is natural in this situation.

Conclusion
By the time you get to this point in your reading, the lines you have read will have undergone deletion, elaboration and transformation in your mind. As you get up to get yourself a coffee and think back over these lines, you carry in your head your own unique reading of this text. Thank God you are a normally creative reader and not a tape-recorder with the ‘Record’ button down. Do I really need to write comprehension questions on your behalf?

FAKTA MENARIK TENTANG ABRAHAM LINCOLN DAN JOHN F KENNEDY

FAKTA TENTANG ABRAHAM LINCOLN DAN JOHN F KENNEDY

1.       Lincoln terpilih menjadi anggota Kongres tahun 1846, Kennedy tahun 1946. (Beda 100 tahun).

2.       Lincoln dipilih sebagai presiden tahun 1860, Kennedy tahun 1960. (Beda 100 tahun).

3.       LINCOLN dan KENNEDY terdiri dari 7 huruf.

4.       Keduanya amat terlibat dalam memperjuangkan hak-hak sipil untuk orang negro.

5.       Kedua presiden tsb mati tertembak di kepala bagian belakang.

6.       Mereka terbunuh disamping istri masing-masing.

7.       Pembunuhan tsb sama-sama hari Jum’at.

8.       Masing-masing istri kehilangan anak laki-laki ketika tinggal di Gedung Putih.

9.       Lincoln ditembak di Ford Theatre, sedangkan Kennedy ditembak di atas mobil Lincoln, yang dibuat pabrikan Ford.

10.   Lincoln ditembak saat di teater, pelakunya kemudian melarikan diri ke sebuah gudang. Sebaliknya, pembunuh Kennedy menembak dari gudang, lalu bersembunyi ke dalam sebuah teater.

11.   Pembunuh Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth lahir tahun 1839 sedangkan pembunuh Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald lahir tahun 1939. (Beda 100 tahun).

12.   Nama kedua pembunuh tsb sama-sama 15 huruf.

13.   Kedua pembunuh tsb berasal dari selatan.

14.   Kedua pembunuh tsb terbunuh sebelum sempat menjalani sidang pengadilan.

15.   Seminggu sebelum Lincoln tertembak ,dia berada di Monroe, Maryland.
Seminggu sebelum Kennedy tertembak, dia bersama Marylin Monroe.

16.   Nama depan sekretaris pribadi Lincoln adalah John, nama belakang sekretaris pribadi Kennedy adalah Lincoln.

17.   Sebelum pembunuhan terjadi, kedua sekretaris tsb sama-sama melarang sang presiden untuk pergi, dan kedua presiden tersebut menolak.

18.   Pengganti Lincoln bernama Andrew Johnson, pengganti Kennedy bernama Lyndon Johnson.

19.   Andrew Johnson lahir tahun 1808, Lyndon Johnson lahir tahun 1908. (Beda 100 tahun).

20.   Nama kedua pengganti tersebut sama-sama 13 huruf.

21.   Kedua pengganti tsb sama-sama mantan senator dari daerah selatan.

Dari berbagai sumber.

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KELAS XI IA 1

NO.	NAME	C	P
1	YEN SASTRI	90	99
2	YULISTIA MAWARDI	90	98
3	FENI HAFIZA	90	98
4	OTRA IDOLA	91	92
5	DENI SAPUTRA	86	95
6	SRI WAHYUNINGSIH	85	92
7	WULAN AMELIA PUTRI	83	88
8	RATNA WILIS	80	90
9	RANNI KARTIKA A.	82	87
10	LAILATUL KHUSNAH	80	89
11	NADA ZAFIRAH	82	86
12	ANJA DENI KUSUMA	80	85
13	ELDA APNES TIANA	80	85
14	RAJA FEBRIELA PS.	80	82
15	ZAKI ALGHIFARY	80	81
16	ALMAIDA PURNAMA S.	80	80
17	ANGGI PANGESTI A.	80	80
18	DIANA NOVITA SARI	80	80
19	HEPNI TRI ARJELLA	80	80
20	ILHAM RAHMAN E.	80	80
21	LAILA AZIZAH	80	80
22	M. DURASIDIN	80	80
23	MARISYA WAHYUNA	80	80
24	R. LUTHFI REYHAN L.	80	80
25	R. RAFIZA	80	80
26	RADYA RUSDIATI	80	80
27	SRI WAHYUNI	80	80
28	SRI ZURA AZIZAH	80	80
29	SUCI INDRI	80	80
30	SUCI MULYANI	80	80
31	TIKA RAHAYU M.	80	80
32	UMI KHASANAH	80	80
33	YELFI SEPTIA NINGSIH	80	80
34	YUSNI SARI	80	80
35	ZIKRI HIDAYATUL H.	80	80

KELAS XI IA 2 

NO.	NAME	C	P
1	MELZA WINDA SARI	96	95
2	LEDYA SAFITRI	96	94
3	IVO TRISNA	89	92
4	WELLA HIJRAYANI	85	90
5	ROSI ANUGRAH PUTRI	85	85
6	NADYA RAMADHONA S.	84	86
7	MAUGHFIRAH AMRIANI	82	87
8	VEVI ANGGIA	81	87
9	PUTRI SRIDAHLIA	80	87
10	MAINI IRTIYAH	80	86
11	FARDHUNI WULANDARI	80	85
12	AMELIA	80	84
13	FRISKA YUDHISTIRA	80	84
14	SANTYA VARERA A.	80	84
15	YUSTI PETRI	80	83
16	ALIF FIQRAK ZUKHRUF	80	82
17	EKSIS MARSEL SANDEYA	80	82
18	TARI AUDINA	80	82
19	WILIA MAIROZA	80	82
20	AL ISRAYATI	80	81
21	BIMA KUMALA LENAVA	80	81
22	RIRIN RIDANIA M.	80	80
23	AYUNINGTIAS WIDIA P.	80	80
24	M. HABIB HUSAINI	80	80
25	MAYANG RAHMA A.	80	80
26	NURSAMSI	80	80
27	ADE KURNIAWAN	80	80
28	ADRIVO YANANDA	80	80
29	ALDILA NOVRIANDAMI	80	80
30	ALWI DELVIERO	80	80
31	DIKA SAPUTRA	80	80
32	DINNO SURYA INDRA	80	80
33	KHOLIQA RAHMAH	80	80
34	MARCHEL PRATAMA	80	80
35	NITA MISTIKA	80	80
36	SRI WAHYUNI	80	80

 KELAS XI IA 3

NO.	NAME	C	P
1	ALVIANDRE PRABOWO	99	99
2	RISKY FADHILA	95	98
3	RISKI RAHMANEDI	95	94
4	YULIANA	94	93
5	GIVANI NOVIA K	92	95
6	YOSE PARLINDO	90	91
7	WIKI WAHYUNI	90	90
8	TITANIA SEPTIANI	89	89
9	DIKY PRATAMA PUTRA	85	92
10	FAHRUN HIDAYAT	85	89
11	M. AGUSTUR CAESAR	83	91
12	REVINA MUTIADEWI	83	90
13	DIFHIA RAHMADHITA	80	90
14	ANGELIANI YUHANDI	80	88
15	HIDAYATUL QONITA N.	80	88
16	LUSY HASYULITA	80	88
17	YUYUN ISTIQOMAH	80	88
18	RIKI ANDRIAN PRATAMA	81	87
19	AYUNDA DEI ADZURA	80	85
20	YOGI SATRIA PUTRA	80	84
21	ALFONDRA GUSRYAN	80	83
22	DIA RAMADHANTI	80	83
23	MIRNA RAMADHANI	80	83
24	YELVI TRI NURISTI A.	83	80
25	FEGGY FIKRI AGASY	80	82
26	NOFRI RIA GUNAWAN	80	81
27	TIA YULIARTI AHDA	80	81
28	HUSNUL FIKRI	80	80
29	M. FAJAR TAUFIQUR R	80	80
30	NURUL DEBI	80	80
31	RESTA EDRA RIDHOLANA	80	80
32	SRI OKTA BELA	80	80

 KELAS XI IS1

NO.	NAME	C	P
1	HANDIKA	92	95
2	DEVI AYU LESTARI	90	95
3	ERGUSWANDI	87	86
4	RENI RESKIA	85	86
5	WINDY AFRIANTI	81	84
6	ACHMAD PAMUNGKAS	80	80
7	AFRILISA DARUSLI	80	80
8	AKBAR RENDI R	80	80
9	ALFIQIH M RIZKY	80	80
10	ARBI RINALDI	80	80
11	ARFAN JULPRIA R	80	80
12	ARGIAN JULY YUNATA	80	80
13	ARIF GUNAWAN	80	80
14	AULIA OKTAVIANTI	80	80
15	BINTUL ULA MARDIANA	80	80
16	CHARIS SUGANDA	80	80
17	DANEL WINATA	80	80
18	DIKI YUWANDA	80	80
19	DONNY KURNIAWAN	80	80
20	HENDRA JUNAIDI	80	80
21	ICHA JUWITA SARI	80	80
22	IRFAN SUGANDA	80	80
23	IRMA TRIYANTI	80	80
24	KHAIRUL ARIDHO	80	80
25	MARDIANA SUWANTO	80	80
26	NUGI SAPUTRA	80	80
27	NUR DESPA BHESI	80	80
28	RELMI SUSRIANTI	80	80
29	RIHAN RISFAN	80	80
30	RIKI WAHYU R	80	80
31	SELA MAWARNI	80	80
32	SERLI NOVITA JUINDA	80	80
33	SERLIATI YUSDI	80	80
34	SISKA MAULIYANDANI	80	80
35	WENDI MAIROZI	80	80
36	WILLY ANDIKA	80	80

 KELAS XI IS2

 

NO.	NAME	C	P
1	YUANITA ARIANTI	86	90
2	SONIA VERONIKA	80	90
3	IMA KUSMIRA	82	85
4	MIMIM AULIA	81	83
5	NURUL ASYIAH	81	83
6	ALFIN HIDAYAT	80	80
7	ANDRE SAGITA	80	80
8	ANNISA ARISANTI	80	80
9	ARDO SETIAWAN	80	80
10	BOBI HERWAN SYAPUTRA	80	80
11	DEDEN MULYADI	80	80
12	DEVIA RAMADANI	80	80
13	DHINI FRANSISCA D	80	80
14	ELIN GUSTIA SARI	80	80
15	GUSTA RAHMADI SYAPWI	80	80
16	INDAH SARI MAINI	80	80
17	ISTIQOMAH	80	80
18	JUNDRA YANI	80	80
19	M ROBBY PRATAMA	80	80
20	MARLIA KUTRIANI	80	80
21	MITHA FEBRIANDA	80	80
22	MUHAMAD FIKRI	80	80
23	NURRADIAH ALJIHAD	80	80
24	PURNAYUDHA TARIGAN	80	80
25	RAFIKI ARHAN	80	80
26	RAHMI YULIA SIMAHARA	80	80
27	RENA AGUSTINA K	80	80
28	REZA SUWITO TRI NHS	80	80
29	RONALDI AGUS SAPUTRA	80	80
30	SISKA NURYATI	80	80
31	SUCI WULANDARI	80	80
32	UMMU NISA	80	80
33	WANNISA PUTRI ASYIFA	80	80
34	YUHELFI NOVERA	80	80
35	ZAHRAN RADESKA	80	80
36	ZILDAN	80	80

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